those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
- Persephone: knock knock
- Hades: who's there?
- Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
i don’t know what’s better, the conversation or that fact that twitter wants to translate it from vietnamese
Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey
That is fucking frightening.
This is fucking inspiring and beautiful. This is science. Never assume you know everything. Never assume you have all the answers. Life is vast, the universe is diverse, forever expanding, and mysterious. Life is amazing and literally everything in existence is a miracle. We are in the Universe, but we are also made OF the universe so we are in the universe while it is also a part of us. Stars had to die to create life, we literally are made from dead stars. This shit’s amazing. Does it have the potential to be terrifying? Sure. But I find religious ideology to be much more terrifying. Science is spiritual. Science gives me perspective. Science astounds me. Confounds me. And life itself is beautifully vast and reproducing itself everywhere, expanding for eternity. That’s spiritual right there. And it’s also science.
I conversed with you in a dream.
Sappho’s fragment 134 (via lovedbyapollo)
agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.
you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich
How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?
She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH
first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both
next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it
now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on
by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition
Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich
You’re welcome, citizen
oh my god
This is why I come here.
This turned out so much better than i initially thought it would